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King Naresuan 2
Apr
01
2006
What exactly are we looking at here, anyway?? How the #&%* can I be expected to review this piece of crap if I can’t even tell what it is?? Is it a gardening tool, a bicycle handlebar, or a murder weapon? Or all of the above? Who among could ever truly know, man. Not me. I ain’t touching that piece of junk. Nuh-uh. Perhaps some of the more, shall we say, adventurous Twitch readers will be familiar with this thing. If that’s you, then by all means enjoy this cold, mysterious bit of death on a stick. Just stay away from me with it. Seriously.
Maybe one day, the world will finally make some friggin’ sense.
- Jim Tudor
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Brendon 04/01/2006 @ 4:28am
It’s a Hypathiator.
Jim 04/01/2006 @ 10:41am
A what??
Frankly, it scares me that we must all raise our children in a world where these things exist.
Deadpool 04/02/2006 @ 1:35pm
Garden tool.
Jim 04/02/2006 @ 11:14pm
Whoops, forgot to give closure on this little bit of nonsense.
April Fools, of course. Thanks for playing!
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