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Aug
30
2008

I Could Listen To Japanese Film Announcers Say ‘Steven Seagal’ All Day.

Posted by Todd Brown at 5:53pm.

Posted in Trailer Alerts , Martial Arts, Action, USA & Canada.

Strange but true:  Steven Seagal may be all washed up here in North America, where he’s become a bit of a side show curiosity and object of mockery.  But Japan?  Japan’s a different story.  His films still do pretty well there, a decent number of them landing theatrical releases and provoking such things as, you know, full fledged marketing campaigns. Which means trailers.  Yes, there is a Japanese trailer online now for Seagal’s latest, Pistol Whipped, which also stars Lance Henriksen in a support role, Sure, Henriksen will go pretty much anywhere and do pretty much anything for a paycheck but he’s pretty solid in everything he does and the production values in this actually look quite good.  Plus, as an added bonus, you get a super enthusiastic Japanese narrator.  Huzzah!

It’s in the Twitch Player below the break.  But be aware:  breasts be lurking within.

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Reader Comments

  1. Ichi-The-Killer 08/30/2008 @ 8:52pm

    dam he got fat.

  2. Todd Brown 08/30/2008 @ 9:36pm

    Actually, he’s slimmed down some recently.  He used to be a lot bigger than this.

  3. giglinyoda 08/30/2008 @ 11:16pm

    i swear he almost looks like golgo 13 in a couple of those shots.

  4. zen99 08/31/2008 @ 9:33am

    SS should embrace his aging status and become the sort of elderly action hero showcased in numberous detective series.  He’s still trying to pretend he is spry.. but he’d make a great geriatric avenger (and should embrace a less ‘glossy’ type of genre.

  5. jessekale 08/31/2008 @ 10:23am

    this movie came out awhile ago. Can’t believe Japan is just getting it now.

  6. jessekale 08/31/2008 @ 10:14pm

    Not once in this is anyoe pistol whipped.

  7. kindaikun 09/02/2008 @ 2:58pm

    Steven Cigar?

  8. Rocket Punch 09/07/2008 @ 3:27pm

    I think I saw some titties! w00t!

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