Evidently I Am A Bastard.

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1. Wolf 09/17/2006 @ 10:03pm

   Its a shame that it has come to this unless this is meant to be tongue-in-cheek humor.

2. Peter Martin 09/17/2006 @ 10:23pm

   No, it’s no joke—we’re gathering up a posse now, Wolf, and are riding by the dark light of the silvery moon to avenge Todd’s good name and the honor of Twitch the Unholy. Join us, won’t you?

3. Kurt 09/17/2006 @ 10:24pm

   Grady is a funny, funny man. And it is definately tongue-in-cheek, and carving to the heart of almost all online battles. Hilarious.

4. Maya 09/17/2006 @ 10:36pm

   You mean Todd *isn’t* a bastard? I’m confused.

5. Marten 09/17/2006 @ 10:38pm

   I read the thing on Friday...Hilarious!! Grady is quite the funny man and is full of wit. There is no way his post can be interpreted as anything other than a joke If anything, I got the impression that he holds Twitch and Todd in high esteem.

6. Todd 09/17/2006 @ 11:56pm

   Yeah, it’s totally a joke. He wrote it about a year ago, asked my permission first if he could use Twitch and I said only if he made me EVIL. The guys that asked him for it never used it and I thought it was just going to disappear ...

7. Wolf 09/18/2006 @ 12:28am

   Well, good to know ita all for jest.

8. neeeeaaarrgggg 09/18/2006 @ 12:42am

   wait, Todd isn’t 13 years old!? I feel betrayed. And unarroused. Though I probably shouldn’t mention that last part on the internet.

   j/k

9. Bob Violence 09/18/2006 @ 2:14am

   Don’t forget this. Not only is Todd 13 years old, he’s got fiberglass legs to boot.

10. joeybrash 09/18/2006 @ 2:58am

    Wot, he dare insult our Deer Leader. This is Holy War, we need to go Jeehad on him, lol.

11. Swarez 09/18/2006 @ 4:00am

    Todd. It sadens me to think that you have a bum leg. I have a huge distrust against handicapped people as they tend to creep me out. It looks like I might have to stop coming over here. Which sucks cause I kind of like this place but to think that a gimp runs it fucks me up to no end. I don’t trust semi psyborgs, it’s unnatural, just like gays, women who vote and some colored people. And don’t get me started on vegans.

12. Jake Brahm 09/18/2006 @ 4:47am

    I like Twitch. It’s a nice place to visit.

13. Maya 09/18/2006 @ 8:33am

    Yeah. But I wouldn’t want to live here.

14. Norddeth 09/18/2006 @ 10:44am

    “What kind of blogger has a baby”

    buhahahaha, good laugh, but evidently, if there are ever any Blog wars I am on this team (anyone else thinkg Anchorman? lol) and Hopefully John from TheMovieBlog comes to battle too, I would love to spank his ass.

    Nord

15. Kurt 09/18/2006 @ 11:00am

    Nord: Stand in line!

16. Todd Brown 09/18/2006 @ 6:50pm

    And what an ass it is. John would probably enjoy that a bit too much, actually ...

17. Grady Hendrix 09/19/2006 @ 2:35am

    I would just like to point out that the post in question on Kaiju Shakedown has 18 comments. Whereas this post on Twitch about the post on Kaiju Shakedown only has 17. Until I posted. Ha ha! Wait! Sh*t! I take it back!

18. Todd Brown 09/19/2006 @ 9:38am

    Not to worry Grady, I just pushed your comment level to twenty. Hopefully this will lower my bastard quotient somewhat.

19. Josh 09/20/2006 @ 2:01pm

    I hate to contribute to Todd’s comment count. I really like Twitch, but I have met Grady, I won a poster of Save the Green Planet! at one of his festivals, and he once gave me a screener of Survive Style 5+.

    I was supposed to meet Todd this one time, but he stood me up. Probably busy taking care of his “baby” (!!?!!) Ewww.

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