Chocolate

Actually, that’s pretty much precisely what Black Dynamite - the hero of the soon-at-Sundance film of the same name - doesn’t say but, without giving too much of the plot away, Anaconda Malt Liquor plays a major role in the film and a pair of TV ads for the beverage have appeared on line. Apparently it gives you the “oooooooooooooo”. Fantastic stuff ...
This is the story of 1970’s action legend Black Dynamite. When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.
You’ll find the ads and assorted other Black Dynamite goodies below the break.
Anaconda Malt Liquor Ad One
Anaconda Malt Liquor Ad Two
A Holiday Greeting From Black Dynamite (NSFW)
Black Dynamite Red Band Trailer (NSFW)
Black Dynamite Green Band Trailer
Black Dynamite Teaser
Black Dynamite Meets Barry
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Reader Comments
momodotcom 12/27/2008 @ 2:05pm
I really hope that this movie works out.
Every time that I think the joke will run stale,
I find myself laughing out loud.
I hated PLANET TERROR, and actually kinda dug
DEATH PROOF, even though it was just an ego trip.
misterVTR 12/27/2008 @ 5:55pm
My Sundance ticket purchase time is on 1/3 at 9:00am - I have a good feeling I can score tickets for this one. Anaconda Malt Liquor - sounds mighty tasty!
IEDParty 12/27/2008 @ 10:47pm
Hahahahahaha