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Oct
23
2006

B-Movies Are Real! Craig Shaw Gardner Book Giveaway

Posted by Peter Martin at 9:51pm.

Posted in Giveaways .

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Sure, we love strange little films here at Twitch, but we also love strange little books, and now we’re pleased to give away a few by noted fantasy, horror, and science fiction writer Craig Shaw Gardner.

Back in print for the first time in 15 years, Slaves of the Volcano God, Bride of the Slime Monster, and Revenge of the Fluffy Bunnies are described by Craig as “funny fantasies” that “postulate that B-Movie worlds, from singing cowboys to badly dubbed musclemen, are real, and can be visited with the aid of a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring, found in specially marked boxes of Nut Crunchies!”

Craig has kindly offered to inscribe three sets of books with personalized autographs. Since the original book titles were variations on B-Movies at the time, all you need to do is submit your top three suggestions for exploitation films that never were. We’ll pick the three we like the best. Get your thinking caps on, and send your entries here. Contest will run until November 6.

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Reader Comments

  1. Swarez 10/24/2006 @ 6:26am

    If anyone likes fantasy based crime novels then I must reccomend the nursery crime books of Jasper Fforde. Really good stuff.

  2. Mary Waite 10/29/2006 @ 2:57pm

    It Came From the Crisper Drawer

    I Was a Middle-Aged Tax Accountant!

    Revenge of the Crossing Guards.

  3. Chelan Glavan 10/29/2006 @ 5:42pm

    Revenge of the Muffin Man

    My Mother’s Closet

    Capitol Hill

  4. Max Mamolen 10/30/2006 @ 6:16am

    yadda yadda yadda

  5. Mike Weisberg 10/30/2006 @ 9:39am

    Mosquito II- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the woods.

    Revenge of the Killer Goldfish III- This time its for real

    Attack of the Mutant Bunny Slippers- Try them on for size

  6. CAROLYN NAVARRO 10/30/2006 @ 4:08pm

    I’M GOOD ENUF. I’M SMART ENUF AND DOG GONE IT PEOPLE LIKE ME!

  7. Wayden Enciso 11/02/2006 @ 4:44am

    no comments

  8. paul dohearty 11/04/2006 @ 6:13am

    grreat

  9. joseph asher 11/06/2006 @ 8:39am

    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREND.

    IF YOU NEED A PAINTING CALL ME.

    YHANKS.

  10. Joseph Woosley 11/06/2006 @ 11:36am

    Attack of the Killer Tomato Flavored Tofu

    Desperately Seeking a Frontal Lobotomy

    I Spit on Your Urn!

  11. sherry gale 11/06/2006 @ 6:13pm

    Grease my feet with your wheels.

    I love you when it is raining cats and dogs.

    Lightening up my life little bug.
    ——-

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