Recent viewings:
“Heartstopper”
Oh why bother! The most dire decade for American mainstream horror was by far the 90’s.
So why does a 21st century horror film want to pretend its some 90’s cheap-ass horror flick?
An electrocuted psycho pops back to kill a few people and do something with some girl he has a link with or something and oh….who cares?
Crap gore (in a film about a psycho who rips out hearts - how does he manage to do that anyway? - it’s a big mistake to have rubbish rubber hearts for the FX) , tired direction, bored actors, dull characters and just…oh….deathly, heartless stodge.
Who the hell would want to almost re-make something as truly dire as “Shocker” anyway?
Do we need more moronic, dull-fest , 90’s type horror dross along the lines of “Dr Giggles”?
The late 80’s/90’s was a dire time for straight-forward horror film making with lame sequels, already dead in the water attempts to start new horror franchises, endless smart-ass one-liner spouting psychos designed to sell t-shirts to mall rats who shout “dude” at each other and all round boredom!
“Heartstopper” tries to be such a film (here the psycho spouts pretentious garbage instead of jokes) and only a smallish turn by Robert Englund as a could have been interesting character makes the film even remotely watchable.
In a very rare event for me I gave up after 40 minutes, skipped to the (just as I thought, dire) ending with it’s obvious, nonsense ‘shock’ ending, removed the disc and got on with my life.
“The Mummy’s Shroud”- Hammer’s highly effective, probably their best, Mummy film. Well worth a look and with a wonderful performance by Michael Ripper.
http://www.beardyfreak.com/rvshroud.php
“Sickle” - aka “Slaughterhouse Massacre”.
Truly, TRULY awful.
Avoid like a pox-ridden whore collecting her pension in a nappy.
The rather excellent “The Flesh and the Fiends” with a stunning performance by Peter Cushing, who’s given some magnificent dialogue and some barnstorming chances to use it.
Good and grissly too.
http://www.beardyfreak.com/rvfiends.php
“The Damned” - Visconte’s lush expose of a German industrial Family as the Nazis come to power.
Wonderful sets and costumes and great cinematograohy enhance a rather overly melodramatic soap opera plot about the world’s most disfunctional, warped, twisted and self-destructive family tearing each other to pieces against the backdrop of Hitler’s power play, the slaughter of the SA during the “Night of the Long Knives” and the push to war.
A top cast includes the debut of Euro fave Helmut Berger who steals the show as the peadarist, mother loving dandy who goes from a twisted, frightened, pitiful man-child to ruthless Nazi powermonger.
Berger looks absolutely fantastic and dangerously erotic in his Nazi uniform and the film is chock full of striking images of bloodshed, shadowed perversion and fascist decadence.
Indeed anyone with a fetish for Nazi uniforms (say what you want about their beliefs, but they sure knew how to dress!) will cream at the hordes of black and silver decorated SS men adorning the screen, and those that appreciate stunningly well made, expertly acted, 70’s, Euro arthouse cinema will find much to enjoy and appreciate here.
“Until Death”.
Another return to form for Van Damme following his dip after the excellent “Wake of Death”.
It falters during the second half, but the first half is superb and gives us a really ballsy turn by Van Damme that is a million years away from his heyday hero roles.
This is a down and out, scuzzy, drug addicted, whore banging, brute of a Van Damme and he’s complimented by some w=well staged, violent and bloody action scenes.
Not perfect, thanks to the 2nd half being a bit of a mess, Stephen Rea’s bad acting and a dip into normality, but well worth seeing just for the brilliant first half and to see Van Damme pulling out all the unflattering acting stops.