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Oldboy
Posted: 26 March 2008 09:55 AM   [Ignore]   [#286]
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Kurt Halfyard - March 26, 2008, 9:32am
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Rhinoceros Eyes

I’ve been looking forward to seeing Aaron Woodley’s “Rhinoceros Eyes” since its release in 2003. Five years later and I finally got my chance as it was just recently released on dvd.... finally. I had read a review on the film that had heightened my expectations. Were they met? Absolutely.

I Heart Rhinoceros Eyes.  Loads of coverage of that film in the twitch archives.  Can’t wait for Woodley’s DRONE.

The twitch review was the one i was referring to and also the first place i heard about it. Hence the reason i love this site! This is one of those small movies that just does it for me and is up there with my favorite films. I love everything about it. I don’t know why this reminded me of Buddy Boy but it made me watch that again… another of my small favorites.

Oh, and I just looked up Drone a few weeks ago… really looking forward to that too!

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Posted: 26 March 2008 12:25 PM   [Ignore]   [#287]
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i’ve been watching the pink panther installments. some of them i find enjoyable, the others seem a bit too silly and not in a way that appeals to me.

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Posted: 27 March 2008 03:43 AM   [Ignore]   [#288]
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“Animal Crackers”

This is the real Marx deal.  After the weak and flimsy movie debut proper with “Cocoanuts” the second Marx’s film sees them under better directorial control with better technical back-up and far more assured and confident performances.

One or two weak songs aside (thankfully we also have the classic “Captain Spaulding” ditty to make up for that dreadful love song) this is almost all undiluted Marx madness as the director Victor Herman wisely took a knife to the song and dance routines.

And what Marxian gems we have!  Chico and Harpo are on top anarchic form with a big dash of surrealism (the boxing/wrestling match that pits Harpo against poor old Margaret Dumont is an un-PC joy for the eyes) and Groucho is at his verbal best as he quick fires some of the best Marx gags to perfection.

Top of the list has to be the wonderfully absurdist skit between Chico and Groucho when Chico puts forth his ideas to find out who stole the painting (the basic plot is a nonsensical mess but matters not) which goes from asking the people in the house who took the painting, to asking the people in the house next door who took the painting, to having to build a house next door to ask as there isn’t one, to the layout of this fantasy house, to finally coming to the conclusion that in fact left-handed moths ate the picture...Absurd genius superbly delivered.

Other highlights (in what is easily a film at its strongest when being verbal) are Groucho’s attempts to propose to two women at the same time.
Woman - “Why, that’s bigamy”! 
Groucho - “Yes, and it’s big o’ me too”
Groucho - “I’m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your Grandmother, but who wants to marry your Grandmother? Nobody, not even your Grandfather”.

The classic dictation of a letter sequence (the only time Zeppo is given anything to do)
Groucho - “Read that back to me”.
Zeppo - “… care of Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, and McCormick.”
Groucho - “You’ve left out a Hungerdunger. You left out the main one, too!

And the scene where Groucho introduces himself to Chandler.
Groucho - “Well, art is art, isn’t it?
Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does”.

Not much Groucho/Dumont word play on show sadly but there is one gem;
Groucho - “You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, which doesn’t say much for you”.

All in all though this is pure Marx Brothers genius!

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Posted: 31 March 2008 10:36 AM   [Ignore]   [#289]
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“Monkey Business”

Hmmm.....Whereas the genius “Animal Crackers” was lifted to glory by some divine wordplay and verbal gag routines, Here Groucho seems to have an awful lot of not very much to say and the film is hurt badly by it.
It seems all the good gags were used in the previous film and here Groucho fires off weak material at lightening speed to little effect, he’s also playing it very childish.

Zeppo has slightly more to do but of course all of it is straight, Harpo and Chico are pretty much wasted though. 
The sexy presence of the tragic Thelma Todd gives Groucho’s words some spark later on...but he can’t work off a pretty young woman anything like as well as a middle aged dame like, the much missed here, Margaret Dumont.

Todd infamously died not that long after “Horse Feathers” by carbon-monoxide poisoning in her locked garage.
Suicide and Mob murder were the more acceptable rumours but it seems to be the case she was accidently shut in the garage (with the car engine running) after she fell asleep drunk following her lover’s storming out after she supposedly bit him during a drunken attempt at oral pleasuring!
Whatever the truth of her demise, she adds lots of spark to her Marx Brothers appearances (all flighty fun and bra-less jiggling in low cut dresses).

In the end “Monkey Business” may be madcap, fast and crazy...but it’s just not very funny.

“Horse Feathers”

WHOOP!  Back on form! 
From bland verbal gags in “Monkey Business” Groucho is here spoiled for choice as far as great verbal gags go.
From the fun opening song till the end credits “Horse Feathers” fully delivers the laughs.

Grouch is in top insulting form as far as the college Professors go (“Why don’t you go home to your wife? I’ll tell you what, I’ll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she’ll never know the difference”) and Chico and Harpo have some good scenes with and without him.

All three are great in the hysterical schoolroom scene, Groucho and Chico have a very funny, superbly absurdist, scene together involving the password to a speakeasy and Harpo has fun with an extended one armed bandit gag.
Even Zeppo does far more here to good effect.

The football match finale is crazy fun and ends the film on a fast moving high. 
One of the greats, but amazingly under-appreciated.

“A Night at the Opera”

The film that really made The Marx Brothers stars is also stunningly frustrating.
When the full-on madness and almost plot-less anarchy of “Duck Soup” failed to hit big, it was (rightly, it has to be said) decided, by the young MGM genius Irvin Thalberg, that the Marx’s needed a real plot and a real image of being good guys to make their films (and their brand of anarchic comedy) a hit with large mainstream audiences.

As such the films that followed had ‘proper’ plots with a proper conclusion, obvious bad guys and young love couples that need help from our crazy sidekick heroes.
As such The Marx’s became...er....like John Candy in “Splash” only with Tom Hanks levels of screentime.

The move to MGM also meant that the much loathed musical numbers became longer and more lavish (often sickly sweet as well if it was the two lovers warbling at each other) so the scope for endless Marx madness was curtailed.

But this is not all bad.  Fine honing of the new routines means that some of the Marx’s best ever verbal and visual sequences exist in these films, the obvious budget increase helped, the technical side improved and it has to be said that the ‘normal’ plots help the actual routines truly stand out.

You basically just have to (unless you like them, in which case you’re in heaven) fast forward past the song and dance moments, starry-eyed lover songs and extended Harpo harp moments (yes, he’s good and it shows another side, but that still does not make these scenes welcome in a comedy imho) to get to the real good and tasty Marx nourishment.

Here we have the fun (but overrated for me) stateroom sequence, the truly classic ‘Sanity Clause’ routine between Chico and Groucho, the great Police/hoping rooms chase routine, some fun stunt/slapstick gags as Harpo destroys the opera and some classic Groucho lines;
“You’re willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing?
Why, you can get a phonograph record of ‘Minnie the Moocher’ for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie”.

Cop - “You live here all alone”?
Groucho - ”Yes. Just me and my memories. I’m practically a hermit”.
Cop - “Oh...A hermit?  I notice the table’s set for four!
Groucho - “That’s nothing, my alarm clock is set for eight”.

It’s nice to have Margaret Dumont back, but her scenes with Groucho are not very long and not as good as their earlier ones.
But the warbling Allan Jones (one half of the love birds who would return in the excellent “A Day at the Races") actually works well with the 3 Marx’s during the comedy routines and you can see that Zeppo’s point he made to Groucho when he quit, “You could have had anyone play my roles”, was correct.

Damn fine Marx Brothers overall . But you have to grin and bare those non-Marx songs and MGM dance routines.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 02:37 PM   [Ignore]   [#290]
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Eagle Vs. Shark
I enjoyed this quite a bit which i expected since i love Flight Of The Conchords. Seemed to play like Napolean Dynamite 2. A LOT of the same kind of humor and mannerisms and even jokes. Either way, i loved it.

Wristcutters: A Love Story
eh, nothing special here for me. I saw all the great reviews on the dvd cover and thought it was going to be better than it was. Kinda boring and for a dark comedy, not very funny. The love story was pretty weak as well. Worth a watch but not a buy.

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Posted: 02 April 2008 03:59 AM   [Ignore]   [#291]
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“Hitman”

Supposedly hampered by some re-shoots and a reduction of the violence, but the DVD ‘Unrated’/’Extreme’ version at least fixes the violence problem by throwing huge great globs of blood, brains and general meat chunks around the screen with wild abandon.

In a less than ‘Hitman - the game’ fashion we also have a fair bit of nudity from the rather sexy Olga Kurylenko (including one full frontal shot, which when added to the swearing and bloody violence/gore makes the UK ‘15’ certificate rather lenient) and so what’s wrong?

Well we certainly needed 3 or 4 ‘montage hits’ to set up the ‘47’ character better before jumping almost right in to the main plot.
A couple of random assassinations based directly on some from the game would have been very cool indeed!

As for the main plot it’s rather confusing at times. 
The Russian twists and turns and motivations are confusingly handled and presented and a lot of stuff remains open to interpretation as far as ‘why are those guys doing that’ moments go.
The ‘relationship’ between Olga and Timothy Olyphant’s ‘47’ also seems rushed and again we needed to see far more of the straight ahead, no complications assassin ‘47’ before this compromised one.

But we also have many plus points.  The styling, costumes, sets, locations and lots of camera angles are spot on as far as reconstructing the games goes and although Olyphant’s face is not really like ‘47’ the shots of him walking down corridors from behind are damn perfect, bar code an all!

As mentioned the violence is wonderfully bloody and chunky (and very gory during the opening arm hacking) and is almost all live, on set, blood work! 
JOY!!! 
No dubious looking CGI blood spray here, this is all gloopy, old school, squib goodness and it makes a big difference.

The action is generally well shot and handled and only a re-shoot sword fight is stodgy and forced (although the sight of a whole group of other bald assassins is fun) and Olyphant does well as ‘47’ despite the facial difference and pulls off the gunwork perfectly.

So not as good as it could/should have been. 
Not as simple as it perhaps should have been, not as much ‘normal’ assassination footage to set the ‘47’ character up and not enough Diane (!)
But it’s certainly not the turkey too many people have said it is (at least not in this far more violent version) and, until a (maybe, possibly, perhaps) Director’s Cut appears, this is as good as we will get for a “Hitman” movie and the very bloody action, clever styling/game reconstruction and (generally) well staged action are still a lot of fun and make for a classy action film (with titties) that still satisfies despite the flaws.

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Hmm… I was disappointed in the theatrical version of HITMAN - sounds like this isn’t much of an improvement.  Might still check it out though, time permitting.  I still have yet to see Gens’ first film, FRONTIER(S).  Looks like it’s coming out stateside in May.

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Posted: 02 April 2008 09:52 AM   [Ignore]   [#293]
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Watched all of Kevin Smith films over the weekend again as I just made a long post on him on my blog so wanted to re-watch his stuff.

Clerks is still my fav, Chasing Amy is good and the rest is hit and miss for me.

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Collin Armstrong - April 2, 2008, 6:58am

Hmm… I was disappointed in the theatrical version of HITMAN - sounds like this isn’t much of an improvement.  Might still check it out though, time permitting.  I still have yet to see Gens’ first film, FRONTIER(S).  Looks like it’s coming out stateside in May.

I’ve not seen the theatrical version, but from what I have read the ‘unrated’ version id FAR meatier.
Much more blood and splatter (the SWAT guys/lift scene is a doozy) , much gorier opening, more nudity.
No extra scenes though or anything, just far more blood.

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Posted: 04 April 2008 11:35 AM   [Ignore]   [#295]
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THEM (ILS)

The most satisfying, tension filled, superbly directed, intelligent horror i’ve seen in a long time. Highly Recommended!

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THEM (ILS)

The most satisfying, tension filled, superbly directed, intelligent horror i’ve seen in a long time. Highly Recommended!

I wanted and still want to see this, but when I read up on the film a bit it seemed like it was just a ‘been there and seen it before’ type horror with every horror cliche thrown in, just seemed like a very unoriginal film, but that was just from reading up a bit on it.

I will still see it and make my own mind up, lots of people praising it so I am probably wrong.

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ilikemarmite - April 4, 2008, 11:47am
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THEM (ILS)

The most satisfying, tension filled, superbly directed, intelligent horror i’ve seen in a long time. Highly Recommended!

I wanted and still want to see this, but when I read up on the film a bit it seemed like it was just a ‘been there and seen it before’ type horror with every horror cliche thrown in, just seemed like a very unoriginal film, but that was just from reading up a bit on it.

I will still see it and make my own mind up, lots of people praising it so I am probably wrong.

The movie is based on a true story and once you learn of the ENTIRE story and the fact that it is based on actual events makes this movie far more frightening than most horror films. The plot begins somewhat cliche but that is how the events supposedly unfolded. Beneath the great and horrifying story lies a director that really knows how to build tension. This is not just a quick jump scare here and there. Yes, it contains jump scares but not after a delicate build up of tension over long periods of time. The film is shot beautifully. It’s hard to describe but there is a sense of dread and tension throughout almost the entire movie until the chilling final frame. I loved it.

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Posted: 08 April 2008 05:20 PM   [Ignore]   [#298]
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“A Day at the Races”

http://www.beardyfreak.com/rvraces.php

Just nipping into the 2nd place slot for me right, tight, behind “Animal Crackers”, this is classic Marx Brothers!

Despite what far too many strange people say, this is far funnier, far more consistent in delivering the humour and far more interesting then their first MGM venture “A Night at the Opera” (which is very good at times, but does not contain the gold routines and dialogue we have here).

“Races” highlights all 3 Brothers at their best both as solo and group performers.
If it is Groucho Marx who ultimately owns the film with his most enjoyable character (indeed his own favourite) Dr. Hackenbush, both Chico and Harpo are still given some great scenes and their extended work with Groucho (this features maybe their longest set-pieces as a threesome) is the best the Brothers have ever done, next to the classroom scene in “Horse Feathers”.

A lousy MGM watery stage show where Allen Jones warbles on a boat before the film truly stops dead for a damn ballet is perhaps the most hateful addition to any Marx Brothers film for sure, but it’s all contained in one section, so thank Christ for the DVD chapter skip button, and after this sequence the film soon gets right back on comic track.
But “Opera” had nearly as bad a scene on the boat, so it’s unfair “Races” gets so much flak for this.

But with some of their best other musical numbers, a very strong support cast and an interesting narrative, to add to some of the best comedy routines the ’Marx Brothers’ ever did, “A Day at the Races” is utterly essential viewing for old fans and newcomers alike.

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CJ7
ughhh, it hurt sitting through this. So disappointing after the wonderful Kung Fu Hustle. Just way to “cutsie” with a ridiculous (not even fun) story. If anyone wants to trade, you’re welcome to this DVD as i won’t be revisiting it.

Juno
Loved it. I see what all the hype was about.

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Finally got me the Clerks X DVD, a new remastered DVD (image is far from pristine, but hey), so now I’m re-visiting the Kevin Smith catalog in order - checking the movies, extras, etc. Just finished Jay & Silent Bob, moving on to Jersey Girl (it’s actually a good movie).

But before that I finally watched the Ultimate Versus (R1), and was disappointed to find two glitches near the end of the movie, when the DVD freezes and resumes.

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