Oh, no. This is brand new. Written / directed / produced by Dan Garcia, a man who somehow has 21 production credits plus five directorial efforts, all of which (the directorial ones, I mean) he made in 2009 and all of which are currently listed in post production. I'm totally looking more of these up tomorrow ...
It's amazing that Zane is becoming so synonymous with bad movies now. It's almost as if he's an essential ingredient for making one. Wouldn't it be something if, 5 years from now, he pulled a "Mickey Rourke", and was up for an Oscar? :)
Dan Garcia: "This looks great, but let's replace the swords with lightsabers."
SFX Department: "Uh, they wouldn't have had lightsabers back in the middle ages."
DG: "No, seriously, lightsabers. Have you seen Star Wars? That's what made the film."
SFX: "I'm pretty sure we don't own the trademark on lightsabers anyway."
Billy Zane: "LIGHTSABERS! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?"
SFX: "Yes sir."
2046
This is an old movie, right? 80s?
Oh, no. This is brand new. Written / directed / produced by Dan Garcia, a man who somehow has 21 production credits plus five directorial efforts, all of which (the directorial ones, I mean) he made in 2009 and all of which are currently listed in post production. I'm totally looking more of these up tomorrow ...
From the looks of things he might well have done the special effects by himself as well...
And from the sound of it, probably he's the composer too.
Classic.
Billy Zane stars in... "Kill Him, What is so Hard About That"
That's the better title as well, likely.
Yeah, the delivery on that line makes me laugh way too hard. On all of Billy's lines, really.
It's amazing that Zane is becoming so synonymous with bad movies now. It's almost as if he's an essential ingredient for making one. Wouldn't it be something if, 5 years from now, he pulled a "Mickey Rourke", and was up for an Oscar? :)
Well....
um...
On the bright side, it make Ewe Bowells' movies actually look "good" in comparison.
Dan Garcia: "This looks great, but let's replace the swords with lightsabers."
SFX Department: "Uh, they wouldn't have had lightsabers back in the middle ages."
DG: "No, seriously, lightsabers. Have you seen Star Wars? That's what made the film."
SFX: "I'm pretty sure we don't own the trademark on lightsabers anyway."
Billy Zane: "LIGHTSABERS! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?"
SFX: "Yes sir."
This is Zane's punishment for taking Kelly Brook away from me...
No comment (nuthin' hard about that.)