It's Canada Day today, the day we celebrate my homeland's politely asking the British if we could be our own country, please, and the British saying yes. It's a national holiday but here I am working away to bring the news to you, the same as always. Because that's just how much I care. Though apparently I didn't care all that much last week, when I neglected to post a Twitch Video Player Top Ten, so this week's edition spans two weeks. But two weeks, three weeks ... it wouldn't change the title at the top of the list. After just one day the trailer for Noboru Iguchi's RoboGeisha has become far and away the number one video loaded into the Twitch Video System since we switched to our current provider. Yes, one day to total dominance. Don't mess with robot geishas, man, they'll mess you up ... Here's the list!

1. RoboGeisha Trailer (55 055)
2. Micmacs a Tire-Larigot Teaser (6836)
3. Symbol Teaser (3760)
4. The Canyon Trailer (3039)
5. Air Doll Trailer (2639)
6. Road To Home Teaser (2513)
7. New Legend Footage (2262)
8. Thirst Trailer Two (1912)
9. Forbidden Reality Trailer (1784)
10. Linni Meister - My Ass Music Video (1606)