For all the good we think watching countless zombie films and playing games like Resident Evil and Left4Dead is going to do for us in preparation of the impending zombie apocalypse we are years behind Japan. Chances are when you're first exposed to zombie goodness you're somewhere near the beginning of your teen years. With the advent of home theatre and video game culture has happened a lot earlier than say when guys like Todd and I were youngins. Still, Japan has the rest of the world beat. Proving you're never too young to learn this excerpt from a television show just goes to show how far the Japanese public is willing to go to prepare their children to defend themselves from the undead. Japan is in safe hands. I just wish I knew the language so I knew what I was laughing too...