Oh god. We're just days away from Valentine's Day. You're in one of two camps. On one side you've got a guy, or a girl, or both, and you have a really nice evening all planned out. On the other side you've got guys like me who veil their hopelessness under the guise of disgust with the commercialization of a special day commemorating our love to each other and why the hell should it be just one day, every day should be Valentine's Day! Utter nonsense like that.

And so Tristan Versluis, the guy who did all the gore effects on Adam Mason's Broken, simply asks in his short film, We have all been there, a desperate act of love, the ultimate gesture of your devotion to the person you long after the most. But how will that person deal with your precious heart? Find out in his short film, I LOVE YOU, just after the jump.

The responsible person in me says I should have tagged this as NSFW but because there is a lesson to be learned here and this is just not for shits and giggles I will just leave a stern warning. When the gore effects guy from the movie Broken has something to say about love you're best to wait until you get home to watch it. [color=red]NSFW!!![/color]

And the delicious crumpet at the other end of the table? That Axelle Carolyn Marshall, Neil Marshall's wife. I hope for his sake that he's got something big planned this weekend.