Phil Claydon's Lesbian Vampire Killers. It's a film that sells itself by virtue of title alone, no? For the record it is the vampires who are the lesbians and not the killers. The killers are a pair of British comics who are huge over there but who nobody cares about anywhere else. But that's not the point of this. The point is the freshly released poster, which those who are offended by near-nudity should most definitely not look at. Nope.