UPDATED - trailer link fixed
The one and only Uwe Boll, whose large-scale Dungeon Siege currently languishes unreleased, has another high-brow offering on its way - an adaptation of the video game Postal. Two versions of the trailer have appeared online in several spots, one SFW, the other not so much.
I'm sorry, but color me excited. This man has redefined bad filmmaking in our time, and things are only looking up (well, down - well, you know what I mean) with Siege and Postal. My friends and I drove 45 mintues to see Bloodrayne in theaters, smuggled wine we bought at a gas station (so very, very apt) into the cinema, and had a grand old time. And we'll do it again!
Trailer A (NSFW) (Youtube)
Trailer B (SFW but not your soul) (Youtube)
I dont think anything needs to be said about that quite frankly.
There is a in the works trailer for Postal on Youtube. I watched it silent and it looked fucking hillarious. Don't know if it will be as good with the sound on.
Here's the NSFW trailer for Postal if Bollbashers is down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvR0Wkbs6k
Poor Dave Foley. I don't think I can ever watch Newsradio again. :(
Thanks for the heads-up on the bad links, guys.
NSFW indeed, that's more Dave Foley than I needed to see. Boll's track record speaks for itself, but I have to give him credit for clearly attempting (attempting, mind you) to channel an early John Waters vibe. "My movies are financed with Nazi gold" - that's funny, and who can't laugh at hot chimp-on-man action? Never mind, don't answer that. Looks like the most expensive Troma movie ever made - and I can't imagine anyone other than Troma actually picking this film up if they can even afford it. Boll may have actually made something here that works on the level it was intended to - as an exercise in VERY poor taste.
HAHA.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A TROMA FILM.
I guess when you realize that you suck, you might as well make purposely bad films.
That actually made me laugh, possibly enough to want to go see Mr. Boll's film. Now I'm truly discombobulated.
danny, exactly what I thought. Troma.
The funny thing is Uwe Boll makes bad films for bad videogames. These are games (save for House of the Dead) you wouldn't want to admit plunking down $50.00 for. Regardless, uber-geeks come out of the woodwork crying that "herr boll" is ruining their franchise. Well, boo hoo. Get a life.
All that said, this trailer made me smile. Looks like stupid stupid fun.
hi all i'm new here :)
i 'stumbled across' uew boll's films before.
i should say that his films is entertainingly to watch, in a bad way though.
if this guy can be a director, why not us? :D