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Posted THIS IS IT review to Reviews
Mocked and misunderstood in life, deified in death - is it any wonder that Michael Jackson appears in the form of a crucifix on the posters for his new film, "This Is It"? Understandably, this comparison of JC and MJ...
October 28, 2009 6:47 PM
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Posted WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE review to Reviews
2009 is shaping up to be the year that finally delivered several long gestating, long-talked-about projects by promising filmmakers. J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" is one such project, in that it seemingly took forever to arrive, in terms of the time...
October 19, 2009 12:14 AM
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Posted Brüno to Movies
July 10, 2009 9:01 AM
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Posted Brüno review to Reviews
Once you’ve seen “Brüno”, you may never look at your penis the same way again (where applicable, of course). The film is the latest from the seemingly fearless comic actor Sasha Baron Cohen, and like his previous hit, “Borat”,...
July 10, 2009 9:01 AM
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Posted WATCHMEN review to Reviews
The comic book series was a jarring, mature-themed milestone. Its effects on popular culture have been undeniable. And now, finally, after many aborted attempts to bring the landmark story to the big screen, it’s finally happened. “Watchmen” is a...
March 6, 2009 4:24 PM
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Posted FRIDAY THE 13TH review to Reviews
Complete with all of the unhealthy trappings we’ve come to expect from a “Friday the 13th” film, comes this reasonably pleasing, polished new remake. Despite director Marcus Nispel and producer Michael Bay’s attempts to somehow retain the key qualities of...
February 13, 2009 3:01 PM
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Posted REVOLUTIONARY ROAD review to Reviews
To all my fellow critics out there, and anyone who’s felt the need to prop this film up – come on people, is this movie really that great?? I have to admit, having finally gotten a chance to see this...
January 9, 2009 3:01 PM
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Posted An American Film Geek’s Top 3 for 2008 to News
For the last few years, I’ve posted paltry year-end lists, which has been due to the fact that I haven’t been able to attend as many screenings (and thereby, post as many reviews) as I’d like. Every year I make...
December 31, 2008 2:46 PM
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Posted An American Film Geek’s Bottom 3 of 2008 to News
And now the fun part. Since I only saw twenty-four 2008 films at the time of this writing, I thankfully managed to avoid most of the clunkers. But a few did slip by the quality control filters. 1. The Happening...
December 31, 2008 2:36 PM
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Posted PUNISHER: WAR ZONE review to Reviews
I didn’t expect to be surprised by “Punisher: War Zone”, the latest comic book movie sequel that no one asked for. So, was my face ever red upon leaving the theater. Not from all the gratuitously splattered blood, mind you,...
December 5, 2008 3:25 PM
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Posted ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO review to Reviews
Poor production value and a weak story – most everyone knows those are long-standing tenants of your average adult film. Enter Kevin Smith, everyone’s favorite purveyor of foul-mouthed, stitched-together comedies produced with Hollywood money. He is the standard bearer for...
October 31, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted RELIGULOUS review to Reviews
Quick, when the mainstream media opts to cover a comic book convention, who are the attendees they swarm to? You know the answer to this – they go after the most obvious, geekiest fans; the guys who are often in...
October 3, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted Monstrous Weekend! Featuring Night of the Living Dead 40th Anniversary reunion & more... to News
On October 24-26, St. Louis, MO is finally getting a full blown horror convention - The Monstrous Weekend! - and it sounds like something not to be missed! Kitbuilder's Magazine is putting on the show, featuring a "Night of the...
September 23, 2008 2:42 AM
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Posted STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS review to Reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to close the book on George Lucas’ galaxy far, far away, a new “Star Wars” film is arriving in theaters. Granted, prior to having seen it, this latest entry in the saga had...
August 15, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE review to Reviews
I wanted to believe the hype - in this case the ever-so strategically implemented reveal-NOTHING promotional campaign - that the return of the “X-Files” would be a cinematic event worth celebrating. For such a super-secret hush-hush summer film, it’s rather...
July 25, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY review to Reviews
Anyone stating that Hollywood is creatively tapped out has obviously failed to account for Guillermo del Toro. At the risk of sounding cheese ball, raw imagination consistently comes to life in his films, and “Hellboy II” is the strongest example...
July 11, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted GET SMART review to Reviews
“Get Smart” is, hands down, the greatest film of the year. Oh, you think I’m lying? Would you believe… that it’s best comedy of the year so far? How about, that it’s probably the best major comedy to be released...
June 20, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted THE HAPPENING review to Reviews
“There’s something happening here What it is ain’t exactly clear…” Buffalo Springfield may’ve been singing that line in regard to the turbulent youth protest movement in late 1960s America, but it applies just as readily to M. Night Shyamalan’s new...
June 13, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted THE INCREDIBLE HULK review to Reviews
The Hulk is back and this time he means business. And by business, I mean box office. If Ang Lee’s 2003 effort was the “artsy” Hulk movie that pleased nobody, (present company excluded, actually,) this is the Hulk movie that’s...
June 13, 2008 2:01 PM
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Posted SPEED RACER review to Reviews
For many years, Hollywood had been threatening to unleash a big-budget live-action adaptation of the iconic 1960s cartoon “Speed Racer”. Everyone from Johnny Depp to Nicolas Cage was rumored to be involved at one point or another. Now, at long...
May 9, 2008 12:42 PM
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Posted IRON MAN review to Reviews
Already much has been said about “Iron Man”, so I won’t spend a lot of time being redundant. In terms of the strengths and weaknesses of the film, I am in general agreement with Blake, who posted a review to...
May 2, 2008 11:20 AM
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Posted An American Film Geek’s Top 3 for 2007 to News
Once again it’s that time – time to make silly lists of the best and most notable films of the passing year. And once again, I’ve been so busy working on actual movie sets, that I haven’t been able to...
January 1, 2008 9:39 AM
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Posted An American Film Geek’s Bottom 3 for 2007 to News
It’s often said that a hero is only as heroic as his villain is evil. By that logic, then perhaps the films on my Top 3 list are only as great as the entrees on this are crappy. Or not....
January 1, 2008 9:33 AM
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Posted BLADE RUNNER: THE FINAL CUT review to Reviews
It’s been said that if you fell in love with cinema via science fiction in the last few decades, you are most likely either a “Star Wars” person or a “Blade Runner” person. Regarding the relatively small pantheon of monumental...
November 16, 2007 3:01 PM
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Posted 30 DAYS OF NIGHT review to Reviews
Similar to the trembling refuges of Barrow, Alaska as portrayed in the film, horror fans have been long waiting in a state of uncertainty about “30 Days of Night”. Rarely has an anticipated genre film such as this had as...
October 19, 2007 2:01 PM
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Posted LUST, CAUTION review to Reviews
Although Ang Lee’s “Lust, Caution” is only now going into wide release in the United States, much has already been said about the prestigious director’s latest film. Predictably, most of the fleeting attention has flown to the very graphic...
October 12, 2007 2:01 PM
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Posted THE SEEKER review to Reviews
Fourteen is a tough age. So the mysterious agents of exposition often remind us in this latest adolescent fantasy yarn. As the forces of Hollywood gather to fill the pending void left by the Great One Harry Potter, Walden Media...
October 5, 2007 2:01 PM
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Posted THE HEARTBREAK KID review to Reviews
Ever have the experience of getting stuck listening to a little kid’s endless “funny story”? At first the story seems amusing, so you engage a little, which causes the kid to go on even longer (hey, a willing, captive...
October 5, 2007 2:01 PM
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