Okay, this is actually fairly stale news and, given the massive delays and cost over runs on D-War, most likely will not happen but it's just far too strange not to comment on. While visiting our good friend Jiangtou today he passed me an early promo book for Hyung Rae Shim's D-War, at the time referred to as Imoogi Dragon Wars, prepared in 2001. In the back of the book is a flyer and synopsis for the film that Hyung was preparing as his next project, the aptly titled Fish War. Yes, boys and girls, once he was done with the dragons Hyung's plan was to unleash schools of angry, hyper intelligent fish upon humanity. Let the unintentional hilarity ensue ... Here's the included synopsis:
In the deep, bottomless sea ... There are undersea cities where mutated fishes with highly developed intellectual power live together peacefully. But, they got into rage and swore revenge against human beings who continue to catch fishes indiscriminately. One of those days, mysterious events started happening, such as pleasure boats at sea sunk and submarines exploded in the sea. Finally, fishes declared a war against human beings on land and came out on the ground to conquer the human beings with highly advanced weapons and military strength, several times more developed than those of human beings. Human beings was defeated instantly by fishes equipped with bombers shaped like a stingray, battle tanks like an octopus, and special forces like a seahorse, and finally put the world under the control of fishes, not of human beings anymore. At court, Dr. Octopus sentenced human beings who habitually tormented fishes. At a sushi restaurant, a catfish, puffing cigars, waited for dishes made of human beings. And fishes caught and refridgerated human beings as exactly human beings did to fishes and completely controlled the whole world. In Japan, meanwhile, Yamamoto family, the well known sushi master in business for 3 generations, became an most infamous enemy of fishes.
I'm not making this up.
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So it's a faithfull translation of John Wyndham's "The Kraken Wakes"?
Somebody needs to produce this masterpiece. ROY LEE, are you reading this?!
Wow. What was the man on when he wrote that?
Speechless.
So are we Japanese villain or savior or what?
after seeing those clips of dwar and as ridiculous as that write up sounds i would LOVE to see this film made. it sounds like an instant classic to me.
This is now my favorite unproduced film, ever. SNAKES ON A PLANE, my ass. Prepare yourselves for....FIIIIIISH WAAAAAARRRRR!!!
I read something about this years back on Youngu Art's website - minus the gloriously metal poster. It's out there... way, way out there, and sadly there's nobody in the world insane enough to produce it. Then again, the sort-of-similar HAPPY FEET is now playing in a theatre near me, so who knows for sure? Done correctly, it could be worthwhile, and I'm not even being facetious.
Whether Yamamoto is a hero or a villain depends on whose point of view you think FISH WAR ought to be taking. The synopsis implies he's a hero. I prefer to think of him as a villain, though one worthy of respect, a great warrior fighting for humanity. You see, I think FISH WAR becomes a more interesting idea if it's entirely from the fish's point of view.
Imagine, for perspective, if you couldn't leave your home without the very real fear thet giant hooks and nets from the sky, controlled by murderous aliens who have demonstrated no qualms about using extreme chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons to repeatedly attack you without provocation, would scoop you up and pull you into the vacuum of space to meet either certain death and eventual consumption as food, or at best imprisonment in a tiny glass box for the rest of your life.
Shim Hyung-rae ought to consider making this as a 100% animated film - live action would pull you out of what could actually be an effective story of a civilization under endless and catastrophic siege, that finds itself finally prepared to strike back. And when all is said and done, the fish must emerge triumphant.
Rhythm-X
Your post remainds me in flashback of a 70's Japanese hit song
called"Oyoge Taiyaki Kun"「およげたいやきくん」
and the song sings exactly the kind of situation you described.
But I won't traslate them for you since life is more interesting with some mystery in the world left unsolved.
If this movie would've made the way Rhythm-X
described,is it gonna be like FORGOTTEN starring Jullian Moore with scale all over her?
Screw animation! That way it'd be just another slightly amusing anime. What's awesome about D-WAR is that it's such a silly story and the kind of thing you'd laugh at while drunk and watching Sci-Fi Channel. Except that D-WAR was made for $150 million and has reall sweet looking effects. That in and of itself makes it unique and not matter how terrible it'll turn out to be it'll be a cult movie anyway. FISHWAR should be made for $350 with effects by ILM and WETA DIGITAL. And with Mel Gibson playing a Japanese guy.
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